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Week of March 13, 2006

You can take "The Peacemaker," "Deep Impact," and "The Tuxedo." We'll take "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and anything else that didn't suck.

Emilio's 17

Yeah, like he needed all that overpriced crap anyway...

This lawsuit's going to make 'House Party' look like 'House Party Two!'

I told you... don't call me SENIOR!!

Maybe this is all a bad dream too?

Thanks Sharon, but I think I'll wait until this one comes out on DVD (so I can freeze frame of course)

There is absolutely, positively no nepotism in Hollywood. None.

You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.

This band will go down like a lead balloon

Well, Goodbye there Children...

They can't sell the Capitol Records building! What will be left to destroy in the next crappy 'end of the world' movie?

Same old Courtney - still sponging off Kurt

Panic on the streets of Austin

You're a fat, Botox faced, wig-wearing ninny! Oh yeah? Well your band has a dirty H addict as a lead singer!

Black Sabbath, Blondie, Miles Davis, The Sex Pistols, Lynyrd Skynyrd Enter Rock Hall



01 THE BREAK-UP $39.17
$12759/av

02 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND $34.02
$9159/av

03 OVER THE HEDGE $20.65
$5170/avg

04 THE DAVINCI CODE $18.61
$4953/avg

05 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III $4.68
$1756/avg

06 POSEIDON $3.49
$1283/avg

07 RV $3.20
$1469/avg

08 SEE NO EVIL $2.04
$1607/avg

09 AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH $1.36
$17615/avg

10 JUST MY LUCK $855K
$892/avg










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FILM FLAM FLUMMOX

March 22, 2004

Re-imagining Without Imagination

The middle chapter of George A. Romero's zombie trilogy, 1978's DAWN OF THE DEAD, is unquestionably a classic of the horror genre, but it is also very much a product of its time, not only in its primitive (by today's standards) makeup effects work but its underlying--and, as time has revealed, rather prescient--message about the mind-numbing dangers of consumerism, namely by way of the then-new emergence of the behemoth temples to commerce known as the shopping mall. So updating--or, to use the studio jargon, "re-imagining"--the film for a modern audience isn't necessarily a bad idea. But instead of adding something fresh and exciting to the mix, director Zack Snyder and writer James Gunn have instead simply traded one set of time-sensitive issues for more contemporary clichés.

Like last fall's revamp of THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, this DAWN eschews its source film's haunting simplicity in favor of a more bombastic modern-day sensibility. To that end, Snyder and Gunn's zombies don't lumber about like Romero's living dead but relentlessly charge like the zombie-like virus victims in Danny Boyle's 28 DAYS LATER. That specific point has been a topic of heated debate among horror fans, but I think there are far more troubling issues with the new film, such as the bloated cast of characters. While the first film tightly focused on a quartet of a survivors holed in a shopping center, this one has a bloated cast of over ten mallrats, and the people are accordingly that much more anonymous, even the more central characters: Sarah Polley's plucky nurse; Ving Rhames's tough cop; Jake Weber's sensible salesman; Mekhi Phifer's young hubby and expectant father. That Phifer's character isn't the street thug one would expect in a lowbrow horror exercise is about the only stock characterization Gunn and Snyder manage to avoid, as the rest of the canvas is filled out with familiar types, not only from the sarcastic wisecracker (Ty Burrell) to a pair of vapid young lovers (forgettably played by actors whose names aren't worth looking up), but also The Dog That Will Not Die.

But I suppose such dumbing down is in line with DAWN 2004's more modest goals. While Romero was aiming for ironic social commentary, Snyder is simply after a thrill ride, which he announces with gusto with the much-talked-about pre-credit sequence in which the Polley finds her life and the world at large up-ended in spectacularly apocalyptic--not to mention profusely bloody--fashion. Startling, exciting, and more than a little unsettling, this curtain-raiser (quite understandably aired as a promo on the USA Network) sets a high bar that Snyder ultimately proves unable to live up to. After the first couple of zombie kills that occur once our initial quintet of Polley, Rhames, Weber, Phifer and his very pregnant wife (Inna Korobkina) take refuge in the mall, the film devolves into a series of "fire away at the charging zombies" action sequences that grow repetitive and less exciting with each turn, not to mention they're never remotely scary. Now and again the top-the-topper excesses amuse--one mass zombie extermination bit is rather ingenious--but then such non-scary sights such as armored-up shuttle buses (complete with bad-ass paint jobs, no less) plowing through zombie hordes made me yearn for the original's more effectively creepy minimalism.

What's missed most in the new DAWN, though, is the slyness of the original. The parallels Romero drew between undead zombies and "living" consumers were about as subtle as a jackhammer, but that was an unexpected destination arrived at in an unconventional and largely implicit manner. For a while Snyder appears to be pulling off something similarly slick by way of the mall Muzak, as syrupy instrumental arrangements of lite FM staples as "All by Myself" and "Don't Worry, Be Happy" serve as an unheralded background counterpoint to the bloodshed of the undead. But then, late in the game, as "All Out of Love" plays in an elevator that offers a narrow escape, one character has to give the foregrounding wink-wink, nudge-nudge of "I like this song." And so this "re-imagining" goes.

Angelina Jolie as Ashley Judd

A tough female law enforcement officer is on the hunt for a serial killer. The Law of Casting (that is, when a prominently billed name star has a fairly throwaway role for a good part of the running time, something is quite obviously up with the character) foretells a painfully predictable twist that inexplicably turns our once-headstrong heroine into weak, whimpering woman. No, I'm not talking about TWISTED, but the Angelina Jolie vehicle TAKING LIVES, which could very well be mistaken for an Ashley Judd programmer. Put aside the specifics of the piece--FBI Special Agent Jolie aids Montreal police in pursuit of a serial killer who assumes the identities of his victims--and the story is as familiar and predictable as Judd's trademark thrillers. But the familiarity doesn't end there, as director D.J. Caruso announces his unoriginality with the SE7EN-style opening credits, and the attempts to achieve a David Fincher-style atmosphere of unease throughout the film similarly fall short. Making the end result all the more disappointing is the game cast, which in addition to Jolie (investing far more conviction than the material deserves) also includes Ethan Hawke, Kiefer Sutherland, Jean-Hugues Anglade and Tcheky Karyo; even hack himbo Olivier Martinez turns in a surprisingly passable turn.

At the Video Store

For a film that won (deserved) critical praise, not to mention a pair of Oscar nominations (for Naomi Watts and Benicio Del Toro), the barebones DVD treatment for 21 GRAMS (Universal Studios Home Entertainment) is not only highly disappointing, but incredibly surprising; there isn't even a theatrical trailer on the curiously empty platter. That said, Alejandro Gonzalez Iñarritu's haunting drama in which the lives of a family woman (Watts), ex-con (Del Toro) and a heart patient (Sean Penn, in a more impressive performance than his winning MYSTIC RIVER one) become dangerously intertwined after a tragic accident makes this a worthwhile purchase, extras or no extras. It just would have been nice to have Iñarritu and writer Guillermo Arriaga's insight into their work process and the story's unusual time structure.

Cate Blanchett earned a Golden Globe nomination for her work in the title role of VERONICA GUERIN (Touchstone Home Entertainment), but I can only explain the nod as being the result of constant Hollywood Foreign Press good will toward the actress (think Meryl Streep), as her one-note turn as the anti-drug crusading Irish reporter is her least impressive performance to date. Not that director Joel Schumacher gives her any help, for the entire film is similarly monotonous, driving home Veronica's dangerously workaholic drive without once giving us a reason to care. The DVD includes deleted scenes, commentary by Schumacher and footage of the real Guerin.

To commemorate (read: cash in) on the theatrical release of the remake, Anchor Bay Entertainment has issued a new DVD edition of George A. Romero's original 1978 DAWN OF THE DEAD, featuring a brand new transfer; commentary by Romero, assistant director Chris Romero and makeup effects artist Tom Savini; trailers; and a publicity gallery. However impressive this disc is, the company has already announced plans to release a multi-disc special edition later in the year--in all likelihood including this very disc--so I am not and will never be a Trekker/ie, but I admit the five-disc STAR TREK: VOYAGER Season 1 (Paramount Home Entertainment) DVD set intrigued me, if for no other reason than a glimpse at the never-before-seen footage of Geneviève Bujold as the original Captain Janeway, and indeed she's as ill-fitting for the role as, say, the line of Lois Lane wannabes in the screen test footage on Warner Bros.'s SUPERMAN DVD. Aside from that, despite Kate Mulgrew's authoritative presence as the eventual Janeway, there's not too much of interest here for anyone but the TREK/VOYAGER faithful, as there are a bevy of featurettes on the series' conceptualization, casting, effects, and whatnot alongside the original 1995 15-episode, Seven of Nine-free run.

If there is an enduring sci-fi TV phenomenon to whose cult I definitely belong, it is the mid-'80s animated series ROBOTECH. The show remains controversial to this day among anime purists, who object to how it threw together three unrelated Japanese series (MACROSS, SOUTHERN CROSS and MOSPEADA) and rewrote them into a single "multi-generational" continuity, but I know I must not be the only fan whose interest in the show generated an interest in investigating the original series and anime in general. After first appearing on disc in less-than-ideal shape a couple of years ago in a series of otherwise impressive box sets, ROBOTECH Remastered Extended Edition 1 (ADV Films), featuring the first 12 episodes of the most popular MACROSS cycle of the series, now arrives in stores with restored sound and picture as well as enhanced, re-edited opening and closing title sequences.

Next time...

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