Alphabet of Manliness

[DarthMaulRat]

I just wanted to know if anyone else has gotten their hands on this book by the famous/infamous internet caricature Maddox. I have yet to buy a copy myself, although I plan to ASAP. I was fingering through the book at a friend's house, and it seems as though you can pretty much open the book to any page and laugh yourself silly. Maybe its just a guy thing, but this book had me laughing so hard it almost hurt. Wish I had a copy with me so I could transcribe a good sample from the book. Any other fans out there?

[Omaru]

yeah I got it a while back though I stopped taking it to work because it made me laugh out loud and some of the stuff might not have been on the same level as my co-workers sense of humour.

[karmattack]

I haven't seen it yet, but I want to check it out now.

[DarthMaulRat]

Man, about a week later and I can't find this book anywhere... its been sold out at every bookstore I look at.

[Captain Spaulding]

I just downloaded a series of books through a bit torrent download, and it had a pdf. version of this book. So far what I've read is funny as hell. Here's a bit from the beginning of the book...

Finally, a book that guaruntees your balls will be stomped; a book so burly it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compillation of all things manly throughout history. Here's a small sample of ass-kickery found within these revered pages of outright manliness:

People getting drop-kicked in the face
Phallic aggression
Violence in excess of what has come to be known as excessive
Garish disregard for the well-being of children
Contempt for animals, women, and other cultures
Intimidating retoric
Obscure penile references
Tit punching
The triumph of flannel over good taste.....


That's just a taste of the funny shit I found in this book. If you want to check out the bit torrent download( it comes with the anarchist cookbook, a bunch of books on philosophy, and quite a few others), click here (http://thepiratebay.org/tor/3549323/The_Enlightened_Man__s_Book_Collection). You need a torrent downloader program to get the full download. I suggest uTorrent (http://www.utorrent.com/). Just install uTorrent onto your computer, download the torrent file from my first link, drag and drop the downloaded torrent file into the opened uTorrent program, and the download will start. Have fun.

[Captain Spaulding]

The file I posted contains all of these books...

The Choice between Christianity and Islam- part 1&2

The Holy Book Compendium- The Quaran, Bible, Book of Mormon , Dead Sea Scrolls, Egyptian Book of the Dead , Apocrypha, Skeptics Annotated Bible.

Philosophy- Far to many books to list here I'll just list several prodominant ones - levithian, some Essays by John Locke, Beyond God and Evil, many more

Maddox - The Alphabet of Manliness

Zombie Survivial Guide

12 Assorted books on hypnosis

Body Language-....

How To Devolp A Perfect Memory-

The Art Of Deception-....

CIA Book of Dirty Tricks- how to really get even

Backyard BAllistics- Very good many cool things anyone can build

Anarchist Cookbook- Nuff said

Secrets of Self Defence- Awesome guide on self defence

A Short History of Nearly Everything - Self explanitory

10 Assorted Hacking books many guides tips etc

Guerrila Warfare - It's by Che Guevara come on need I say more?

The Hitman Book- You'll see why it's banned upon reading it.

Secret guide to making ninja weapons- Need I explain this

Freakonomics- Really good economics book

The world is flat- Very brief history of the 21th century

But you are able to choose which ones you download when you drag and drop the file into the uTorrent program.

[Pinguino]

I just downloaded a series of books through a bit torrent download, and it had a pdf. version of this book. So far what I've read is funny as hell. Here's a bit from the beginning of the book...

Finally, a book that guaruntees your balls will be stomped; a book so burly it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compillation of all things manly throughout history. Here's a small sample of ass-kickery found within these revered pages of outright manliness:

People getting drop-kicked in the face
Phallic aggression
Violence in excess of what has come to be known as excessive
Garish disregard for the well-being of children
Contempt for animals, women, and other cultures
Intimidating retoric
Obscure penile references
Tit punching
The triumph of flannel over good taste.....


That's just a taste of the funny shit I found in this book. If you want to check out the bit torrent download( it comes with the anarchist cookbook, a bunch of books on philosophy, and quite a few others), click here (http://thepiratebay.org/tor/3549323/The_Enlightened_Man__s_Book_Collection). You need a torrent downloader program to get the full download. I suggest uTorrent (http://www.utorrent.com/). Just install uTorrent onto your computer, download the torrent file from my first link, drag and drop the downloaded torrent file into the opened uTorrent program, and the download will start. Have fun.

thx very much for this one CS.
Realy looked everywhere for this one...

[airionnablue]

thx very much for this one CS.
Realy looked everywhere for this one...
Is that a hispanic penguin??? Senor penguin?