Zombie Survival Guide

[whatthefuckistheinternet]

Anyone else read this? Well I have so I'm ready for an uprising... Are you?

[Antonio_Bay]

so I'm ready for an uprising... Are you?

Hell, yes.
http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/041019/114113__evildead_l.jpg

Great book, too.

[whatthefuckistheinternet]

Hell, yes.
http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/041019/114113__evildead_l.jpg

Great book, too.


comeon, you know you don't use a chainsaw when the dead rise!

[JK]

comeon, you know you don't use a chainsaw when the dead rise!

If it's good enough for Ash, it's good enough for me. Give me a chainsaw and a fist full of boomstick and the dead shall inherit my PAIN!!!

[FanGirl]

I believe the survival guide refers to chainsaws as Zombie dinner bells.

[whatthefuckistheinternet]

Yeah, plus I'd look cooler with a Katana anyway.

`Katana - Decapitate in style`

[FanGirl]

Personally, I like the crobar since it's a weapon and a tool

[whatthefuckistheinternet]

I think I'd prefer the lengh of the Katana too 4foot blade would mean a bit of distance.

[Captain Spaulding]

Screw crowbars and swords, this is the right way to kill zombies
http://www.armchairempire.com/images/Reviews/gamecube/resident-evil-4/resident-evil-4-3.jpg

[FanGirl]

Yea, I have one of those hanging around my house. Oh I was at Disneyland last night and we were talking about how much that would suck to try to escape a growing zombie population there.

[Captain Spaulding]

I have The Zombie Survival Guide on my computer in .pdf format. If anyone wants a copy, just PM me your email and I'll send you one.

[Antonio_Bay]

Screw crowbars and swords, this is the right way to kill zombies

I like the way you think...

[FanGirl]

I have The Zombie Survival Guide on my computer in .pdf format. If anyone wants a copy, just PM me your email and I'll send you one.

Dude, not cool. Max Brooks completely deserves the $13.95 for the book. It's not like it's expensive.

[Captain Spaulding]

It's not something that I actually meant to download, but I like having it anyways. I do plan on buying the actual book, but the download came in torrent format, with The Alphabet of Manliness, and about a hundred other books on philosophy, psychology, science, history, and various other e-books.

[whatthefuckistheinternet]

I live in England, I'll be lucky if I have something as dangerous as a staple gun to fight off the hordes of the undead.

[Captain Spaulding]

I know, I'm probably going to get a huge lecture on how piracy is wrong, and illegal, and all that crap, but I do it anyways. I don't sell any of the shit I download, so therefore I don't attempt to make any profit. I usually just tell people where I got it from, or send it to them. So slap my wrists and tell me I'm a bad boy.

[whatthefuckistheinternet]

I know, I'm probably going to get a huge lecture on how piracy is wrong, and illegal, and all that crap, but I do it anyways. I don't sell any of the shit I download, so therefore I don't attempt to make any profit. I usually just tell people where I got it from, or send it to them. So slap my wrists and tell me I'm a bad boy.

Agreed

[Antonio_Bay]

I live in England, I'll be lucky if I have something as dangerous as a staple gun to fight off the hordes of the undead.

That makes two. I'd probably be standing next to you with my hole puncher and mini sellotape holder. Death by stationery!

[whatthefuckistheinternet]

I call the protractor!

[phit_demon]

I know, I'm probably going to get a huge lecture on how piracy is wrong, and illegal, and all that crap, but I do it anyways. I don't sell any of the shit I download, so therefore I don't attempt to make any profit. I usually just tell people where I got it from, or send it to them. So slap my wrists and tell me I'm a bad boy.
I have no problem with piracy on a personal level, ie. not for profit, and so long as you buy the good stuff after the fact (hell, I'd be a hypocrite if I said I did).
Reading books on your computer, however, is retarded. As is this monstrosity:

http://www.zive.sk/Files/Obrazky/art/2006/vystavy/Sony-reader.png

I already covered my contempt for this abomination, so I won't go on about it again...:mad:

[Omaru]

Screw crowbars and swords, this is the right way to kill zombies
http://www.armchairempire.com/images/Reviews/gamecube/resident-evil-4/resident-evil-4-3.jpg

Those aren't Technically zombies and think of the reload rate, you should be fine with an automatic and a good steady aim, plus none of the weight handicap.

[whatthefuckistheinternet]

But we all know the shotgun is the zombie hunters firearm of choice.
http://www.cinemastrikesback.com/news/reviews/shotgun.jpg
I think I'd rather go for the pump action I think this picture is a double barreled but myself and Antonio will probably hold up in Stationary box with a nearby Greggs.

[Omaru]

Failing that you can always smash them over the head with a tuna & mayo baguette.

[Captain Spaulding]

Most of the books I have on my computer are DnD books or other role playing books that I use during games. It's good to have them all as a resource right on my computer without having to carry around 80 hard cover books.