We are entering peaceful times

[The big boss (the purple)]

Don't Worry, I think I have it under control this time. I just have to get a few more people high together and then we can all just relax because we will have figured out ways to do things that leave us open to just exploring all we can create with our five senses. There will be a system of money based around art and poetry and music and movies, and everything that fills our senses. We have been in a cave but I am ready to help you out of that cave now.
Please help me throw a birthday party for him on or around the 13 of February. He needs it, he thinks we have forgotten him and it hurts him constantly. Just look at Wolverine. Poor guy has metal in his knee, but I love him so much I will eventually go full unicorn to make his pain go away. I want to. Anyhow, I want to hear what you have to say. Most of all in the whole world.

Please contact me Kevin Smith

I want to talk to you
I want to listen to you
I have been listening all along
I heard you{i luv you}

I am waiting in Tombazoo
Purple Unicorn
Stephenville Newfoundland
VA building
Monday any Monday from now until the end of 4 months
Wednesday any Wednesday from now until the end of 4 months

[By-tor]

I am Kevin Smith.

[JK]

goonie goo goo


:confused:


Put the bong down, bro...

[Aaron]

I'm scared.

[The big boss (the purple)]

Don't Worry. I Love everyone and no one is going away this time.

[Shäne]

What in the FUCK is going on here!?!
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u119/murderface2/Forum/full-metal-jacket-ermey.jpg

[The big boss (the purple)]

Nature needs time to filter stuff through it. The water you bathe in now was once dinosaur pee. It is up to certain people (certainly not me, Im just an exceptionally shiny grain of sand) to make sure that things are in creative mode rather than destructive. I have it all here waiting for you when you are ready for it. Things are filtering better.

I won't let curiosity kill this cat.

[JK]

What? Are we making coffee now?

[Trout_Mask_Replica]

I kind of like this guy. He confuses me, in a good way.

[Cuclean]

Can we get an ip check? Is it someone we know having fun?

[The big boss (the purple)]

You don't need to check my ip, I am typing in the middle of nowhere newfoundland.
If you want to find me I already told you where I am mondays and wednesdays
of course if you get slightly more curious and don't feel like making the plane trip over I can always wait another 2000 years or so. He does hate waiting though and the man I represent is the best. He is tired and he can't get his fill because he is so empty from being dumped on. He deserves the best 21 birthday ever. What should I do...? Kevin Smith you are his hero so maybe you can help somehow. Anyhow, in the mean time you might find me a-muse-ing??? in which case maybe we should meet face to face.

My number is (709)660-0702
The Purple Unicorn:D

[Rob101]

http://www.thecubdom.com/images/justsayin/noose.jpg

[Shäne]

In keeping with the Full Metal Jacket theme.

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u119/murderface2/Forum/Full_Metal.jpg
Do this.

[RobinHoodDaffy]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Duck_Amuck.gif

I demand to know the meaning of this!

[freakenmoron]

Bring on the unicorns...


http://joshsmithonwpf.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/sniper.jpg

[JK]

The water you bathe in now was once dinosaur pee.


You normally wear form-fitting white jackets with extra long sleeves and lots of buckles, don't you?

You should probably seek professional help.

[Firestone2489]

Please contact me Kevin Smith

Since nobody has had the heart to tell you yet, I have some bad news. Kevin Smith doesn't post on these forums, ever.

[ZBarclay]

Kevin Smith you are his hero so maybe you can help somehow. Anyhow, in the mean time you might find me a-muse-ing??? in which case maybe we should meet face to face.

My number is (709)660-0702
The Purple Unicorn:D
He. Doesn't. Post. Here. Ever.

[Firestone2489]

He. Doesn't. Post. Here. Ever.

Looks like I beat you to the punch.

[Cuclean]

Does people of this level of crazy come on often or is this a very extreme case?

[Firestone2489]

This is most definitely an extreme case. I may not have more than 1075 posts but I lurk a lot. Definitely enough to see if people are being bat-shit crazy.

[Cuclean]

To see if the number was a fake, I used the work phone with the number blocked to check the number given... It's a real number.

[Firestone2489]

Wow. This guy is asking for lurkers to call him.

[Cuclean]

Indeed. It was a voice message but there was no way I was leaving one.

[Firestone2489]

Well not many people lurk here so if you were to post your phone number this would be the safest place.

[ZBarclay]

Does people of this level of crazy come on often or is this a very extreme case?

Just looking for attention, and we bit.

[Cuclean]

Posting your number in general is dangerous.

In two seconds, I knew a lot of info on him. There's wierd(er) people out there who would use that shit.

[By-tor]

Nature needs time to filter stuff through it. The water you bathe in now was once dinosaur pee. It is up to certain people (certainly not me, Im just an exceptionally shiny grain of sand) to make sure that things are in creative mode rather than destructive. I have it all here waiting for you when you are ready for it. Things are filtering better.

I won't let curiosity kill this cat.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6e/Stone_Cold_Steve_Austin.jpg/400px-Stone_Cold_Steve_Austin.jpg
WHAT?!!!

Get used to it.

[Erasmus Cunk]

I reckon this is that Toonie guy, only after he started taking his meds. Or stopped taking them.

[phit_demon]

When did David Icke sign up?

[Sweet_Adeline]

Oh Canadians. What a lovely bunch of weirdos.

[freetoaster]

Hockey hosers can suck it. :)

[Canadian Ryan]

I think we should give his number to the legion that is called /b/

[Antonio_Bay]

Indeed. It was a voice message but there was no way I was leaving one.

Was the message customised? Did it say anything else?

I can't believe anyone would post up their number. Actually, I'm gonna Google his number and see if its been posted elsewhere...

[Cuclean]

Was the message customised? Did it say anything else?

I can't believe anyone would post up their number. Actually, I'm gonna Google his number and see if its been posted elsewhere...

It was the poster (who I'm assuming is male). He said you'd reached the home of *blank* and his wife's name. It's bad enough putting yourself out there but giving the option for people to know about someone else, is very stupid. Anyone with the time and effoert could find out far too much about them.

[phit_demon]

I think we should give his number to the legion that is called /b/

That would be evil...and awesome! \m/:D\m/

[Aaron]

They added me on livejournal and keep leaving messages.

Once again, I'm scared...

[Lotism]

Since nobody has had the heart to tell you yet, I have some bad news. Kevin Smith doesn't post on these forums, ever.

Is that actually true? Would you guys know even if he were to post?

[Firestone2489]

If he posted here why wouldn't he make himself know or have a membership fee like his other board.

[Antonio_Bay]

They added me on livejournal and keep leaving messages.

Once again, I'm scared...

Disturbing messages, or just chit chat?

Sorry, I'm being nosy.

[Trout_Mask_Replica]

It was the poster (who I'm assuming is male). He said you'd reached the home of *blank* and his wife's name. It's bad enough putting yourself out there but giving the option for people to know about someone else, is very stupid. Anyone with the time and effoert could find out far too much about them.

I doubt that this is actually his number. It's probably either of friend of his that he's trying to play a really stupid and unthoughtful joke on, or just some random numbers with a Newfoundland area code, that happened to be somebody's actual phone number.

If that actually is his then he's just a complete moron.

[ZBarclay]

Is that actually true? Would you guys know even if he were to post?

Big Kev's not the incognito type.

[Aaron]

Disturbing messages, or just chit chat?

Sorry, I'm being nosy.

Mostly chit chat, but written in that same odd style.

[Armpit Rocket]

Confused as hell about this thread. Someone posted someones phone number or something?
Ooooh, kaaaay. Frigin wierd. Just noticed it. WTF?

[TheHangingBrain]

In honor of the big boss' birthday, I felt the need to revise this old(before my time here) thread. This is some crazy shit.:eek:

Happy Birthday You Crazy Bastard!

[Shäne]

Haha! I remember this! :D