Superpowers!

Jason Shiffy · 11-04-2009, 05:32 PM

So what if you could have 1 superpower? First pick a serious one and then one not so serious!

My serious pick: To Teleport!

My goofy pick: To point at someone and make him/her fart !

Sharp-O · 11-04-2009, 05:37 PM

My serious pick: Intangibility

My goofy pick: To make someone orgasm just by touching them. Not for sexual purposes, it'd just be fantastic in a fight or for causing a great deal of mischief at the zoo.

Which one's next, old lady?

The hippo!

You got it!

BallsMonkey · 11-04-2009, 05:59 PM

Serious power: The power to control all the elements of nature(fire, water, earth, wind).

Goofy power: The power to transform into any Backstreet Boy.

Sweet_Adeline · 11-04-2009, 08:52 PM

Serious power: Mind control

Silly power: The ability to change dvd's by thought.

By-tor · 11-04-2009, 09:02 PM

Serious: Invisibility

Goofy: The ability to ban any fucktard that showed up on this site. Some of y'all might not still be here.

JK · 11-04-2009, 09:33 PM

Flight

and

The ability to shoot flames out of my ass

J_Kat · 11-04-2009, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by By-tor

Serious: Invisibility

perve

Serious: To develop upon JK's - To fly effortlessly and comfortably at any speed up to the speed of light.

Goofy: To be able to step into the minds of and control, people's household pets.

JK · 11-04-2009, 09:40 PM

I don't know now... being able to use my butt as a flame thrower would be kind of cool.

By-tor · 11-04-2009, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by J_Kat

perve

There's never been a doubt. Ask around.

Shäne · 11-04-2009, 11:10 PM

Serious: Adoptive Muscle Memory. Like that girl from Heroes. I can automatically do something after seeing somebody do it. Why this? I'm sure as hell not going to put in the work to learn an instrument.

Goofy: The ability to turn into a little monkey.

dtcb · 11-05-2009, 01:17 AM

Serious Power: The ability to produce anything an appropriately sized container (ex. roll of hundreds from a pocket, new computer from a box, a tuxedo from a closet, a car from a cargo container, etc). I would be really popular at parties; pulling an endless supply of beer out of the fridge. That and dressing up Santa for Christmas with the red bag. Just hope some kid doesn't ask for that proverbial damn pony.

Goofy Power: The ability to make ice cream shoot out of people's orifices; including areola. Actually, especially areola.

Shäne · 11-05-2009, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by dtcb

Serious Power: The ability to produce anything an appropriately sized container (ex. roll of hundreds from a pocket, new computer from a box, a tuxedo from a closet, a car from a cargo container, etc). I would be really popular at parties; pulling an endless supply of beer out of the fridge. That and dressing up Santa for Christmas with the red bag. Just hope some kid doesn't ask for that proverbial damn pony.

Oh damn, good one.

Quote:

Goofy Power: The ability to make ice cream shoot out of people's orifices; including areola. Actually, especially areola.

On both accounts.

BOP TILL U DROP · 11-05-2009, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by dtcb

Goofy Power: The ability to make ice cream shoot out of people's orifices; including areola. Actually, especially areola.

Why would ice cream shoot from the area around the nipple?

dtcb · 11-05-2009, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by BOP TILL U DROP

Why would ice cream shoot from the area around the nipple?

Alright areola mammae, essspecially areola mammae!

JK · 11-05-2009, 02:16 AM

What flavor ice cream?

dtcb · 11-05-2009, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by JK

What flavor ice cream?

Ahh. I gave that some thought. Figure it would be best if it was the favorite flavour of the person/victim of the icecream extrudence.

McMarcoP · 11-05-2009, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by dtcb

it would be best if it was the favorite flavour of the person/victim of the icecream extrudence.

...and if the person likes mint with chocolate chips... tough on them.

Me.

Flying (comfortably at any speed)

and

Being able to draw so realistically that whatever I draw takes life on the paper

Sweet_Adeline · 11-05-2009, 04:51 AM

I don't think that's necessarily goofy...

McMarcoP · 11-05-2009, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweet_Adeline

I don't think that's necessarily goofy...

Hm. Oright. If you say so.
OK.
The ability to quote exactly any movie I watched more than once. Oh no, I already have it. It is really annoying.
Turning my ears around, 360°.

TomHarrington · 11-05-2009, 08:27 AM

The power to do long division in my head pretty quickly. That's my answer for both.

11-04-2009, 05:32 PM	#1
Jason Shiffy Face In The Crowd Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 751	Superpowers! So what if you could have 1 superpower? First pick a serious one and then one not so serious! My serious pick: To Teleport! My goofy pick: To point at someone and make him/her fart ! __________________ www.twitter.com/JasonShiffy Where really cute animals come together and laugh over beautiful rainbows and JUST CLICK THE DAMN LINK AND FOLLOW ME!!!

11-04-2009, 05:37 PM	#2
Sharp-O Mucky-Muck Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ashby De La Zouch, England Posts: 1,159	Re: Superpowers! My serious pick: Intangibility My goofy pick: To make someone orgasm just by touching them. Not for sexual purposes, it'd just be fantastic in a fight or for causing a great deal of mischief at the zoo. Which one's next, old lady? The hippo! You got it! __________________

11-04-2009, 05:59 PM	#3
BallsMonkey Mucky-Muck Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Sewers of Manhattan Posts: 1,056	Re: Superpowers! Serious power: The power to control all the elements of nature(fire, water, earth, wind). Goofy power: The power to transform into any Backstreet Boy. __________________ Dawn of the Ninja Turtle - it could work. Check It.

11-04-2009, 08:52 PM	#4
Sweet_Adeline Mucky-Muck Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: NoVa Posts: 1,007	Re: Superpowers! Serious power: Mind control Silly power: The ability to change dvd's by thought. __________________ You're what keeps me believing the world's not gone dead. "Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions"

11-04-2009, 09:02 PM	#5
By-tor Senior Member with Lounge Privileges Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: South of Dallas, North of Austin Posts: 10,599	Re: Superpowers! Serious: Invisibility Goofy: The ability to ban any fucktard that showed up on this site. Some of y'all might not still be here. __________________ Avatars? We ain't got no avatars. We don't need no avatars. I don't have to show you any stinkin' avatars.

11-04-2009, 09:33 PM	#6
JK Licensed to Thrill (Now with Lounge Privileges) Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: S.P.H.I.N.X. HQ Posts: 11,006	Re: Superpowers! Flight and The ability to shoot flames out of my ass __________________

11-04-2009, 09:40 PM	#8
JK Licensed to Thrill (Now with Lounge Privileges) Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: S.P.H.I.N.X. HQ Posts: 11,006	Re: Superpowers! I don't know now... being able to use my butt as a flame thrower would be kind of cool. __________________

11-04-2009, 11:10 PM	#10
Shäne High Above The Mucky-Mucks Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Bob's Party Time Lounge Posts: 2,817	Re: Superpowers! Serious: Adoptive Muscle Memory. Like that girl from Heroes. I can automatically do something after seeing somebody do it. Why this? I'm sure as hell not going to put in the work to learn an instrument. Goofy: The ability to turn into a little monkey. __________________ "I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to." - George Carlin

11-05-2009, 01:17 AM	#11
dtcb Mucky-Muck Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: hong kong Posts: 2,732	Re: Superpowers! Serious Power: The ability to produce anything an appropriately sized container (ex. roll of hundreds from a pocket, new computer from a box, a tuxedo from a closet, a car from a cargo container, etc). I would be really popular at parties; pulling an endless supply of beer out of the fridge. That and dressing up Santa for Christmas with the red bag. Just hope some kid doesn't ask for that proverbial damn pony. Goofy Power: The ability to make ice cream shoot out of people's orifices; including areola. Actually, especially areola. __________________ Marion: You're not the man I knew ten years ago. Indiana: It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.

11-05-2009, 02:16 AM	#15
JK Licensed to Thrill (Now with Lounge Privileges) Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: S.P.H.I.N.X. HQ Posts: 11,006	Re: Superpowers! What flavor ice cream? __________________

11-05-2009, 04:51 AM	#18
Sweet_Adeline Mucky-Muck Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: NoVa Posts: 1,007	Re: Superpowers! I don't think that's necessarily goofy... __________________ You're what keeps me believing the world's not gone dead. "Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions"

11-05-2009, 08:27 AM	#20
TomHarrington Chronic bed-wetter Join Date: May 2003 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 2,137	Re: Superpowers! The power to do long division in my head pretty quickly. That's my answer for both.

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